杨丞琳 暧昧

暧昧让人受尽委屈
找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进
何时该放弃
连拥抱都没有勇气

只能陪你到这里
毕竟有些事不可以
超过了友情
还不到爱情
远方就要下雨的风景

到底该不该哭泣
想太多是我还是你
我很不服气
也开始怀疑
眼前的人是不是
同一个真实的你

暧昧让人变得贪心
直到等待失去意义
无奈我和你
写不出结局
放遗憾的美丽
停在这里

A story of a man and mosquito

Once upon a time, in the sunny island of Loso Land, a mosquito was seen flying around a man's head.
Mr Man:" Hello! What are you trying to do turning circles around my head? You're making me dizzy!"
Mr Mosquito: " Well... I'm just bored and trying to find some entertainment for myself and you happened to be the only other living being in the vicinity."
Mr Man:" Oh please! Don't you know that dengue fever is on the rise and now humans are very afraid of mosquitoes? You should know that I'm actually obliged to end your life so that you don't spread harm to other humans."
Mr Mosquito:" Come on! I'm a male mosquito and I'm not aedes. That means I'm not actually in any ways harmful to you human beings."
Mr Man:" Why do you think I'll believe you? How would I know if you will find a spot on my body and start to suck my blood?"
Mr Mosquito:" You idiot! You don't believe me also not my problem."
With that, the mosquito decided to me more vigourous in his flying and lands on the man's face every now and then, just wanting to keep irritating the man.
*SMACK*
The man, who can no longer stand the irritating mosquito, hit it hard against his own face as the mosquito flew past the man's right cheek. He took a look at the dead mosquito.
Mr Man:" Ouch! That really hurts. And he really looks like a male and not a aedes mosquito."

So what is the morale of the story? Here are several options:
A) Do not hit a mosquito against your own face. It hurts. (Though it may not be applicable for those thick skinned people?)
B) Aim before you shoot. Look before you hit. Do not kill the innocent.
C) Be an intelligent mosquito. If you are a male, do not go near humans. If you are a female, select your victim and your landing spot with caution.
D) All of the above.
E) A man talking to a mosquito? What bullshit is this?

This post is written to commemorate the mosquito who I just killed awhile ago. (and my face really hurts)

AN IRISH BLESSING

MAY THE ROAD RISE TO MEET YOU MAY THE WIND BE ALWAYS AT YOUR BACK MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM UPON YOUR FACE THE RAIN FALL SOFT ON YOUR FIELDS AND UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN MAY GOD HOLD YOU IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND

computer troubles

Incident 1: I was trying to download some emotion icons to add some colour to my msn messages as I thought it will look quite nice and fun to have some. But I did not suceed, instead I got myself some stupid virus to jam my internet explorer. Had to re install windows in order to get rid of it.

Incident 2: Just about one week plus after the previous incident, my computer crashed on me. Somehow it hanged when I was trying to do something, after that I could not get into windows anymore. So my friend suggested me to install XP instead. So I did.

Incident 3: The first time I tried accessing the internet after installing XP, I got hit by dozens of spyware. How lucky can you get right? Re installed windows (again) and anti virus as well.

So here I am back online in the middle of the night instead of having to use the school computer for the past 2 weeks. 3 is more than enough for me. I cannot take more of it. Let's pray.