Am I getting older?

1. A few days ago when I was walking to the toilet at home my mother was complaining to me about how my father keep forgetting to turn off the lights to the toilet after he finish using it. Guess what... I on the lights, went in the toilet, and left without turning the lights off.

2. I was waiting for a bus with a friend at a bus stop. His bus came and another bus was behind it. He told me its my bus but apperently he corrected himself immediately. I only heard the part about it being my bus. Thats not the worst part. I remember looking at the bus number before boarding. Then I realised it is the wrong bus.

Old man...